All I have to do is tweet / Neverly Buzzers

When I want @you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you all I have to do is tweet

I'll retweet you fine, follow and reply
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm tweeting my life away

Social networks are hell

My boss's wife, Karen, won a 20" Dell.

My nephew's so cute when he's munching a snail.

My cousin's cat, Louis, just got drunk and fell.

Social networks are hell but rhyme awfully well.

I like to like / Tina Buzzes

I like to like
But my baby just likes to post,
He wants to post,
He loves to post,
He’s got to post

I unfollowed Scoble

I unfollowed Scoble, I had no other choice
Although I admire his views and his voice.

He runs through the techs where I only jog
But he scobelized my gmail to look like his blog

I'll refollow Scoble. To the moon. To the stars…
When google will limit him to 140 chars.

I unfollowed Scoble. Although he's a whiz
But he follows me still, so don't tell him, please.

stay online when we kiss

Stay online when we kiss
I want them all to see
What lip stuff they all miss
When you share tongues with me

Your contact list meets mine
We're both linkedin at last
Let's kiss and stay online
Please don't sign off so fast

Poking and loving are two different things

Her old momma told her
When she was sixteen
That poking and loving
Are two different things

That when she has stocks
She should swim against trends
And remember that guys
Only want to be friends.

That omelets and rice
Are the product of wheat
And it's perfectly fine
To speak when you eat.

And then, when she finished
What she had to say
A white car with sirens
came, took her away.

My Ex had an exit

My Ex had an exit,
And her CFO glows
But I know that she lacks it
They're going to close.

My Ex had an exit
They sold all the shares
But stockholders, get it:
It will fail if it's hers

Now, since she dumped me
All my options are lost
My Ex had an exit -
And all I got is this post.