Gil Rimon: Poetry 2.0

All I have to do is tweet / Neverly Buzzers

2010-02-23T20:38:00.001+02:00

When I want @you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you all I have to do is tweet

I'll retweet you fine, follow and reply
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm tweeting my life away

Social networks are hell

2010-02-22T23:46:00.001+02:00

My boss's wife, Karen, won a 20" Dell.

My nephew's so cute when he's munching a snail.

My cousin's cat, Louis, just got drunk and fell.

Social networks are hell but rhyme awfully well.

I like to like / Tina Buzzes

2010-02-22T22:47:00.001+02:00

I like to like
But my baby just likes to post,
He wants to post,
He loves to post,
He’s got to post

I unfollowed Scoble

2010-02-21T20:24:00.002+02:00

I unfollowed Scoble, I had no other choice
Although I admire his views and his voice.

He runs through the techs where I only jog
But he scobelized my gmail to look like his blog

I'll refollow Scoble. To the moon. To the stars…
When google will limit him to 140 chars.

I unfollowed Scoble. Although he's a whiz
But he follows me still, so don't tell him, please.

stay online when we kiss

2007-09-25T11:03:00.000+02:00

Stay online when we kiss
I want them all to see
What lip stuff they all miss
When you share tongues with me

Your contact list meets mine
We're both linkedin at last
Let's kiss and stay online
Please don't sign off so fast

Poking and loving are two different things

2007-09-23T10:12:00.000+02:00

Her old momma told her
When she was sixteen
That poking and loving
Are two different things

That when she has stocks
She should swim against trends
And remember that guys
Only want to be friends.

That omelets and rice
Are the product of wheat
And it's perfectly fine
To speak when you eat.

And then, when she finished
What she had to say
A white car with sirens
came, took her away.

My Ex had an exit

2007-07-17T18:17:00.000+03:00

My Ex had an exit,
And her CFO glows
But I know that she lacks it
They're going to close.

My Ex had an exit
They sold all the shares
But stockholders, get it:
It will fail if it's hers

Now, since she dumped me
All my options are lost
My Ex had an exit -
And all I got is this post.

I will never superpoke you

2007-07-10T22:45:00.000+03:00

On your wall, late at night,
Through the tears and the pain -
"I will never, my love
Superpoke you again".

When she wrote on my wall

2007-06-23T03:39:00.000+03:00

She added me on FaceBook
I messaged her, and all.
You should have seen my face look
When she wrote on my wall.

I bet three Lindens that you'll be my wife

2007-06-09T10:15:00.000+03:00

I know we only met three days ago in second life
But I already bet three Lindens
That you will be my wife.

I know you may well be my nephew Tom or Grandma Eve
But that already happened once,
And something's got to give.

Couple 2.0

2007-06-06T15:28:00.000+03:00

We have only two users
but we seek IPO.
We're the best social network.
We are couple 2.0

We're the best viral market
From the head down to toe,
We're the brand and the target.
We are couple 2.0

We have only two users
But we care for them much.
Always up for support,
Always getting in touch

We're two love sharing clients
Acting out our own show.
Always on, peer to peer,
We are couple 2.0

How to twit a lady

2007-06-06T14:47:00.000+03:00

You don't have to be beautiful
To get her to read
Your most meaninglessly nothingful
Recent Blogger feed

You don't have to be super geek
So she stumbles upon
The boring pictures of your cat getting sick
After licking Poupon.

You don't have to be rich
You don't have to be wit
You don't need to be a leech
You just got to twit.

You don't have to be a rapper
You don't need to be Slim Shady
You just have to learn from Daddy
How to twit a lady.

I saw her on Flickr

2007-06-04T15:10:00.000+03:00

I saw her on Flickr
She couldn't get slickerWhen posting a nude
Of her thumb getting rude

We then met on mySpace
And moved on to my place
Turned on my Pandora
And made love to Hora.

Our all-eBay bedroom
Don't leave enough headroom
So at times I still lurk at
My old page on Orkut