How to twit a lady

You don't have to be beautiful
To get her to read
Your most meaninglessly nothingful
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You don't have to be super geek
So she stumbles upon
The boring pictures of your cat getting sick
After licking Poupon.


You don't have to be rich
You don't have to be wit
You don't need to be a leech
You just got to twit.

You don't have to be a rapper
You don't need to be Slim Shady
You just have to learn from Daddy
How to twit a lady.