I will never superpoke you

On your wall, late at night,
Through the tears and the pain -
"I will never, my love
Superpoke you again".

When she wrote on my wall

She added me on FaceBook
I messaged her, and all.
You should have seen my face look
When she wrote on my wall.

I bet three Lindens that you'll be my wife

I know we only met three days ago in second life
But I already bet three Lindens
That you will be my wife.

I know you may well be my nephew Tom or Grandma Eve
But that already happened once,
And something's got to give.

Couple 2.0

We have only two users
but we seek IPO.
We're the best social network.
We are couple 2.0

We're the best viral market
From the head down to toe,
We're the brand and the target.
We are couple 2.0

We have only two users
But we care for them much.
Always up for support,
Always getting in touch

We're two love sharing clients
Acting out our own show.
Always on, peer to peer,
We are couple 2.0

How to twit a lady

You don't have to be beautiful
To get her to read
Your most meaninglessly nothingful
Recent Blogger feed

You don't have to be super geek
So she stumbles upon
The boring pictures of your cat getting sick
After licking Poupon.


You don't have to be rich
You don't have to be wit
You don't need to be a leech
You just got to twit.

You don't have to be a rapper
You don't need to be Slim Shady
You just have to learn from Daddy
How to twit a lady.

I saw her on Flickr

I saw her on Flickr
She couldn't get slickerWhen posting a nude
Of her thumb getting rude

We then met on mySpace
And moved on to my place
Turned on my Pandora
And made love to Hora.

Our all-eBay bedroom
Don't leave enough headroom
So at times I still lurk at
My old page on Orkut